VAMPIREAI

Private beta

Point it at your own landing pages.

The detection, the incident record and the alerting are built and running. What is not built is a self-serve connect flow, so accounts are being set up one at a time, by a person, in the order people ask.

What you get in the first hour

Every landing page you are paying to send traffic to, checked every five minutes from a mobile user agent, with redirects and soft 404s caught. That part needs no OAuth and no account access — just the URLs.

What landing page monitoring costs

Nothing yet. There is no price and no card field on this site, because charging before the connect flow exists would be charging for a promise. When there is a price you will hear it from a person first.

Who this is not for

If you spend a few thousand a month, a dead page for an afternoon costs you less than a subscription. Say so and we will tell you honestly to wait. Watching pays for itself from about $32k a month of spend, and the tier with guardrails and a rota from about $160k — or sooner across a book of clients. The pricing page shows how those are worked out, including where each tier stops being worth it.

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